So... What HAS been up with me?

Oooh baby, the list goes on and on!!! Where to start, where to start...? Well, in a nutshell: I forgot Deviantart existed, my Internet died, I went to China to help pandas, I became emo to the extent that I started neglecting any kind of social connection. I'm gay now, I married my bestfriend who thinks she's a boy inside, although she's straight (I druged her and dragged her to England). I also made contact with alien life and now live in a top secret planet with my hubby and a few other creatures who like to eat hubby's boiled eggs. She rules the planet now, everyone bows to our eggs. She's plotting something, I think it has something to do with destroying planet Earth... but I'm not going to explain it because you guys probably don't care anyways, right? Yeah, who cares!

Did you laugh? Good human! Here, cake...

Ok, now I'm going to tell you what really happened... Nothing at all. I've been leading a pretty normal life for an overly philosophycal individual in her early teens. School, home, juu-jitsu, home, school and etcetera. Ok, not every teenage girl goes to juu-jitsu classes... also, not everyone leads a boring life like mine... Please ignore that. What I'm trying to explain is that life is the same as ever. But something has changed in me, yes.

"What?" You ask...

Well, I want to leave this account. Ok, that's harsh. I'm not going to leave Deviantart... Ok, maybe I am, technacly... I'm going to stop logging in on this account, I asked a friend of mine to change my password, and I'm only going to logg in on it when I am 18 years old, or more. Then, I'll be able to look back on my young little self and smile at my ridiculous, fuzzy, tangled mind. Also, I'll be able to compare my writing habilities to see if I have improved.

That's it, basically. I hope to reach 18 and look back at this with a smile on my lips... maybe I'll laugh about it (I most certainly will).

I really enjoyed my time here, met cool artists and learned a lot of things.
And, so, I say farewell to you all with a wave and a smile. May all your wishes in life come true.


See you in five and something years!